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If heaven were your perfect age, how old would you be?

I’d be 16.

So would almost everyone else I know, give or take a few years.

What if someone decided to stay 70, reaches heaven, goes insearch of his wife and lo and behold finds a beautiful lithe 17 year old instead of her aged experienced 64 year old body?

Shock horror

Compatible much?

Paradise, isn’t it?

Might as well smile for Lucifer

Give him your best shot, you could seduce him into teaching you how to feed on fire..

Among other things.